The Medic-Nin's Guide to Casual Revolution
Then everybody starts to copy him and it's a whole thing. Or, you know, tries and is proud when there aren't too many explosions. He gets Naruto back, tells the Hokage where to go (politely, because he isn't suicidal), and raises the boy himself. When Naruto is kidnapped from his orphanage at age three, Kakashi is so done with this shit.
